On Otters

Me:: Sea otters kind of look like ferrets, don't they?
Nick:: Yeah, I think they're a type of dog.
Me:: No they're not!
Nick:: I bet you they are! *googles furiously* The weasel family! See! I told you!
Me:: Uh huh.
Nick:: Hey! During intercourse, the male bites on the female's nose, bloodying and scarring it. Maybe the next time we're having sex....
Me:: NO.